Hidden Google ranking parameter found!
Whoa!
Global SEO breakthrough! Only last piece in puzzle of Google ranking was found! Analyzing billions of search results, comparing and correlating them to every sort of parameter possible, we've found the solution.
Then, we've broken into Matt's place, kidnapped him and brought to OuroSEO hideout deep in deserts of Googlebotstan, had him shot his too-famous videos and then forced him to admit our brilliant solution. Then we've returned him home with promise of public announcement on Google's behalf.
And then, we got that email:
Global SEO breakthrough! Only last piece in puzzle of Google ranking was found! Analyzing billions of search results, comparing and correlating them to every sort of parameter possible, we've found the solution.
Then, we've broken into Matt's place, kidnapped him and brought to OuroSEO hideout deep in deserts of Googlebotstan, had him shot his too-famous videos and then forced him to admit our brilliant solution. Then we've returned him home with promise of public announcement on Google's behalf.
And then, we got that email:
Dear OuroSEO!Shocking, eh?
We the bunch of mad computer scientists officially declare that you have reverse engineered our algorithm correctly.
Of course, we use RAND() as the hidden argument. That was only thing of puzzle that kept SEOs busy all that time. Now that you know all the puzzle, there is no sense of us to work.
We will give all our resources to charity and officially declare that MSN Search is new best search engine on the planet.
Goodbye.
Yours,
Larry Page & Sergey Brin.
(for those of us not in good shape: everything written above is aforementioned piece of wiry humor, not ramblings of madman. If you found it not funny -- excuse me. But I've really meant that as a joke.)
